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memes-to-show-my-therapist:

Me: omg what’s this person’s name??

My brain: can’t find memory, sorry

Me: what did i have to do today?

My brain: ooh yeahhh…don’t know

Me: what’s anything that happened in my life before two days ago?

My brain: y i k e s tough break kid

A literal can of corn:

My brain: lol remember how Hannah Montana used to say “sweet niblets” whenever she got herself into a zaney situation on that show you haven’t watched in at least a decade?

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